You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I deserve this hangover.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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