I bet he comes in French.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
