i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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