Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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