What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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