what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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