are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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