You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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