yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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