Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
