It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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