I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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