He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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