Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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