i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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