Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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