you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When did angry sex become our thing?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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