Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize