My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
my sisters under your porch take her home
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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