my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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