I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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