Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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