why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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