loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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