ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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