i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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