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• (909): View more from California

  I just didn't expect you to be so naked....

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.

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  Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting

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• (646): View more from New York

  still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

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• (925): View more from California

  I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.

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