For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia