Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I wish I only lived at night.
false alarm. still invincible.
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i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.