I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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