My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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