you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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