i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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