you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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