I wish i was in the wii world.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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