BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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