I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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