: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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