fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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