I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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