Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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