"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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