so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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