at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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