they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Just puked most of my soul out..
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