Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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