you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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