I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
this is an emotional support booty call
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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