wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
its not stalking. its research.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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