Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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