Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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