i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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