that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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