I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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