Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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