Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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